hahahaha
lucky he wasn't after a coronach - would have ended up with a coronary!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

Or a cormorant
The horror would never end!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)