Absolutely true...
The lobster is related to the flea I believe. (Or cockroach. One of those two.)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)

Who are
both related to the badger.
(Mr Flibble, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)

And
badgers are the king of the jungle...or woodland anyways.
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)

At work we have four "teams"
Mine is the gifted badgers.
none of the rest are noteworthy.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)

The badger
Is the UK's largest indigenous carnivore. Who cares
( xian, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:05, archived)

I do
now i've got rice on my keyboard
(Chorlton, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)