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( pie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)

ooh.
I like bag please.
I very much like bag.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)

You want bag?
I give bag so you have.
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)

I reckon you could get a spare pair of shoes in that.
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)

large handbags
are just SO now. Really. It's the baguette backlash.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)

Thanks for that.
You know I rely on you for up-to-the-minute accessory information.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)

there was a program on telly this avo called Dr Phil,
and i thought of you :)
(Rockbus, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)

Are you sure you're not thinking of
Dr Quim, Medicine Woman?
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)

I
beg
your
pardon?

I don't believe we've met...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)

you know me!
we've never met in the flesh, but you've met me woman...
(Rockbus, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

why have I not met you then?
Why have you not come along to a party yet?

[edit] Oh, and I was talking about Kostabwoy's "Dr Quinn" reference. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)

cos i'm always working.
and i'm shy
(Rockbus, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

*slap*
Shy = bad excuse. What are we, scary?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)

Scary? Us? Nahh.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

cough. Sorry
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)

yes...
very
(Rockbus, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)

Your gatherings scare me
For a closet lurker like me, would feel a fraud showing my face.
( xian, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)

you were working last time, weren't you?
I met unicorn and others for a pre-meet then headed up to Kentish TOwn. Pity you couldn't make it.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)

no no...
twas dr phil... it was 2pm on some cable channel i think...
(Rockbus, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)

You aren't wrong
there was definately a program called Dr Phil. I saw it with my own eyes, and I'd been off the anti-freeze for at least 48 hours at that point.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

he's
a balding septic imposter, just so everyone knows.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)

I like bag please
why do I know there's going to be a mind piss in this thread?
( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)

Sorry

( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)

that's
disturbing heh
( pie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)

I was making snorty noises through my nose
while I was doing that...

I really was laughing too much, but now when I look at yours all I see is mine...I can see the face in the bag
( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

ok let me revise my comment
you're disturbed heh
( pie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)