no no, i understand the challenge
it's just the multiple competitions that have made my head hurt...
( trumpet, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

There was a naughty imposter!
Hello sir!
( 4dam party, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

Well, hello there sar
how's the world of webby stuff treating you?
( trumpet, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Meh!
Aye it's OK I suppose. Looking for a job in the town just now though. Sick of the daily 50 mile round trip to the back of beyond.

How's things going with the new company?
( 4dam party, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Ridiculously busy, thanks
What do you do at (not going to put your company name in here for obvious reasons)? Send your CV to us if you like and we'll have a laugh look.

Obviously, if you're working for us, I will be monitoring your b3ta-time, and ensuring that you don't bring your wanking toddlers into our office...
( trumpet, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

haha cheers
I have replied IN PRIVATE
( 4dam party, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

in order to decide which one is real
bear in mind my suggestions always get picked<sup>*

*</sup>has never made a suggestion before
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

What have you done to your wanking hand?

( 4dam party, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

snapped it

( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

I was hoping for a more
elaborate tale of sexual deviency
( 4dam party, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

well, my cartoon time suggestion yesterday was how it really happened
only it was me not Jimmy Saville, and it was a tortoise not a terrapin
www.b3ta.com/board/6512049

I accidentally punched a metal fence playing hoofsphere and broke a finger
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

haha!

( 4dam party, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)