A retard guide to drinking
Are you a drunk too?
www.knowyourlimits.gov.uk/night_out.html


(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

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KNOW YOUR
LIMITS
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

pffftt...

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

well if your screen is 800x600 - I can't help that. 2007 is almost here

(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

It's not screen size
it's courtesy...
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)

it's not that big

( mictoboy, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

it fits nicely
on my screen
(chemicals1234, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

2007 is almost here
people might be browsing on a pocket size pc...
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

I'm browsing it on my watch

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

it takes up less than half my screen width, I just couldn't resist the opportunity for a bit of comedic nazi-ing
;)
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

Women!
Know your limits!

/Harry Enfield blog
( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

HA
i won!

up yours nanny state!
( Sir T. Skellington, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

1 Pint of Beer
equals a small sausage roll

an alcopop equals achicken drumstick
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

achicken
tastes horrible
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

yes, it is inferior to proper chicken

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

Hahaha
propaganda at its best.

woo!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

Wow.
That's a cuntish site. Accepting a drink from a bloke appears to automatically lead to rape.
( nick the greek, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

Does round my way...
/The Stow blog
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

I did all right
I had a few rounds with my mates, got laid and caught a taxi home

result
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

Aye
It's fine for blokes, just pisses me off a bit that it propagates the "every bloke is a potential rapist" thing.
( nick the greek, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

This.
It's a crap game.
( Newington, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

Also,
as the bloke, getting drunk and then talking to the girl automatically gets you sex.
( Newington, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

Basically what this seems to be suggesting is that if you don't stay away from pubs and hide from anybody who you haven't known for x000 years you're going to get raped
Charming...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

I keep on ending up dead

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)