haven't you heard?
"the internet is full of paedophiles" apparently

seethe
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

Yes.
Yes, it is.

/letch
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

don't touch me
euuugh! It is funny that everytime the ad is on tv at work, everyone looks at me, knowing I spend most of my spare time with an intreveinous drip to the net.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

being a young'un
you all better be nice to me, else i'll report you.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

We'll be nice...
I've got some kittens over here...
*slaps self*
not here
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

here...

( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

right that's it
you two get reported for showing me your pussy on the web.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

hairy pussy...
...I think you'll find.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

that won't go down well
with the local constabulary.
Or maybe it will...
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

you
will not speak of Deeley and Stevens in that way.

I will not stand for it.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

I'm sure you'd rather they were hairy...
than shaven.
or waxed.

(they are lovely.... are they behaving any better?)
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

unlurks
Or plucked.

/relurks
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

LUREKERLURKERLURKER
ahem.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

you'd better sit down then
*buh-bum*
( evil pixie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

TV at work?
Where? Giz a job!
( fuzzix, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

bloody
Sony. That's it, I'm doing a Sony ad...
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

The Sony Centre?
Can I get a discount?
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

wow!
how did u get a smiley instead of a akull?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)

Hasnt that fella in the ad
got a funny voice though...
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

probably
flu
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

I've got Flu at the moment...
Do I sound like a paedo?
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

I don't know.
ask yourself "do I sound like a paedophile" the answer I would hope would be no.
*edit* sorry, that sounded really harsh!
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

Yeah but I've heard about you.
So I wasnt too fussed.
(edit) now that sounded harsh...
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

"keep away from the guy with the funny eye
keep away from the funny-eyed guy"
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

Really?
Where can I download them?

Sorry, couldn't resist
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)