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( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

pfffft
*ducks*


woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

*swans*

( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

( ' )< SWAN NOISE!

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

HONK!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

Haha! ( ' ):<

           ^Swan nose

( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesa

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

yes?
howdy pardner
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

have you been looking after b3ta in my absence?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

no - it's all gone to the dogs

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

arses
damn them!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

mictoboy has single-handledly been running the place

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

what a cunt

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)

But a lovely cunt.
And ginger too.

And he got naked for us.

This isn't to say you're not a lovely cunt. You are. A lovely behatted cunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

why thank you
can you advise how to deal with utter jet lag?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

Go to sleep.
Apart from that go for a nice massage. Or get Mrs Horrible to give you one. Or someone else.

failing that, grab the sort of web of skin between your thumb and index finger and rub in small circles between the thumb and index of your opposing hand.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

Mrs Horrible is in California
hence my jetlag.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

Ahhhh
Well someone else then. I'd give you a massage were I around. But I'm not, am I?

Or do that hand thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

that hand thing
might be good.

I'm in London and jetlagged, so I'm going to go to the pub!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

DON'T HAVE ALCOHOL
Not until you've had over 10 hours sleep. Trust me, you will end up fucking yourself up.

Alcohol and Jet Lag are like two bad things combined to be even worse.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

hahaha
I gathered that one time after 4 beers on a jet. But I'm hardcore ;)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

Hardcore or not
I shall spank your bottom.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

What what what?
Nekkid? When?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

Micto, lots of posts, vectored and nekkid, yesterdag.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

*spazzes back*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

licks Bawls

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

*giggles*
*is ticklish*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)

*retrieves bone*
too easy
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

*howls*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

*snogs clownfish*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

hello flower
I've got a wicked shot of me & a Clownfish in Thailand.
I'll flickr up soon as....
I've been in work for 2 days practically asleep with jetlag too.
Never mind - Friday tomorrow!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

jetlag is a bit like taking drugs
/landed 3 hours ago blog
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

where ya been, fella?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

sunny Los Angeles

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

Lucky shit
I got over my jetlag simply by going to bed until I couldn't sleep anymore, then waking up and going to bed at a half-decent time. Kind of worked for me.. The staying awake thing just made me feel fucking awful
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

I stayed awake
when I arrived over there, and it worked.

But this time I fell asleep on the plane back, and it's screwed me :)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

Falling asleep on the plane screws everyone unless it's business or 1st class
fucking torture coffins
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

my arse went numb
and still hasn't recovered.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

*bums*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

gi'it some welly
Hello BBBBobs.

Come in.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

*slides into home for the game*

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

pretty as a pitcher

( Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

haha

( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)