Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

The Lamest Get your excuse in Early Ever...
"Yeah Vader.. It don't matter.. 'cos even if you beat me I'm still the best"
bet He wouldn't have been saying that if he'd kicked Vaders Ass...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

*strikes*
thats 3....YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Bring it on.
*draws cutlass*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

bring it on!!!
*draws ass-cuts*



oww!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

:D
The horrible thing is I can't actually wrangle a cutlass really. I'm trained in Talhoffer style fighting but that's more Big Bastard Swords, really.

Well, the bit I did anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

*fears*

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

Aphex doesn't think I'm scary
Can you tell him?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I still love the fact
that there's actually a sword called a 'Bastard Sword'.

That's the weapon I'd want.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I don't know what my sword would be called really.
I just call it a hand-and-a-half sword, as that's what it's always been called around me.

It's rather large. And in two pieces now the tang's snapped.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Yeah
longswords were otherwise known as Bastard Swords apparently.

Truly inspired.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

In Vagrant Story there's a weapon called a
Pink Squirrel.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Haha
yes there is, and I remember it well.

There are some really stupid names in RPGs.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

That's why we love them....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

^this.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

That's a hand-and-a-half sword
You can swing it one handed if you're well-trained, but it can also be used two-handed. They're sort of between a zwei-hander and a longsword.
Aragorn's spethial sword in Return of the King is a bastard sword.
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

*doesn't know any of the words*
Except 'PULL THE BLOODY BLOW WOMAN, YOU ALMOST TOOK MY FACE OFF'

Pfft. I'm much better now....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

I have most of these styles.
I must bring them to a bash one day, so we can all compare weapons.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

*grills cutlets*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)