I lost interest
a bit. Still, better than Blind-fucking-Date.
(Dr Newstead, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)

once got a small
piece of metal stuck in my eye, THAT! was better than blind date!
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)

Cilla Black?
I would.
Not actually true
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)