How about
if Paul McCartney pounced on your hip while you were asleep and made a big, noodley shit down your back with half-chewed chunks of beets in it?
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:47, archived)

I probably wouldn't find out until the morning. How would I know it came from Sir Paul McCartney?

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:48, archived)

zesty imbedded peanuts!

( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)

Aaah.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)

Plus he shoots around the room like a helium-filled dwarf!
which are fairly uncommon
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)

Yes, but I'm a heavy sleeper.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)

So diet, bitch!

( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:58, archived)

What colour?

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:59, archived)

Elvis colour.

( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)

Pre- or post- toilet death?

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:03, archived)

Keeping with the noodley theme
no posts in the toilet?
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)

Cool, powder blue it is.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:08, archived)

I'll try to keep the cats out while you redecorate
while wearing a gold wig and playing a tambourine.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)

i say drink less beer!; lol

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:02, archived)

i can if i government! lmao

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)

ARE YOU GOVERNMENT?

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)

lol i just might be

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)

WHAT DO YOU GOVERN, MOTHERFUCKER?
It is my life duty to take you down.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)

i govern the smart shoes! lmao

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:08, archived)

V IS FOR VENDETTA, MOTHERFUCKER.


Your time is now. TO DIE!!!!
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:09, archived)

LMAO?
'Lick my arse out?'
(The Togaboy Hmmm., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:13, archived)

NO THAT IS MY JOB LMAO

( Leningrad, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)

OMFG
LOL@LNINGRD UR SO GHEUY
( mofaha : artichoke heart, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:24, archived)

Haha!
DON'T THEY HAVE PAYPHONES WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT?
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:26, archived)

Make a picture.

( mofaha : artichoke heart, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:14, archived)

^this

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)

Yea, That^

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:35, archived)