Since their War on Terrorism
There here to save us you know...

And hand out nylon tights...

And get our women up the duff...

And other comments my Grandpa has made about American GIs during WW2...
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

there are things
you don't need to know.

How randy your gran was during WWII is one of them.
( Mingus got better, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

She said that
She refused GI's advances and used carrots instead. Thats was how they did it in the Womens Land Army in those days...
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

She was always really fond
Of marrows too for some reason...
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)