She has
the lyrical genius of a moose!
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

You mean
the people who write her songs, yeah?
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

Good point
Well made!
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

i am going to repost this every time she is mentioned.

( the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

Good call
Mines too big to repost every time.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

i would like to hit her with a big stick.
she's everywhere, her songs are shit and my boyfriend fancies her.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

Can I join in?
she's not that fit and she is a talentless whore.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

here,
have a big stick. make sure you shit on it first.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

Thankyou
The low point really came on Firday night- For some reason Top Of The Pops was on. There is a reasonable arguement in favour of people miming . SHe cannot fucking sing to save herself.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

But she's
'Punk Rock' so its fine to sing like a strangled goat!

Its Punk, innit?
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

Don't! Believe! The! Hype!
Punk ha something to say about the state of the world. The fact that Avril Lavigne exists says more than her songs ever could.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

Shes Punk!
Punk Punk Puuunka!!! Shes punkier than a group of Punks circa '77 in a gobbin' frenzy! You don't get more punk than that!

Except Greenday...
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

And
Busted...
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

Lets stone the bitch!
Now!
( gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

perhaps
i should make a series. with various implements.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

strangle her with her tie
please
(BlurOfSerenity, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)