Oh no you weren't!

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

Oh yes he was!
I once got called up on stage by Bill Owen (Compo from Last of the SUmmer Wine) in a panto and won loads of sweets! This was slightly before they invented the wheel.
( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)