Meh.

"Can we have a little girl from the audience?"

From the Extreme Panto challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

( Leningrad, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)

hahaha

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:15, archived)

I heard a rumour...
... that Garry Glitter can hypnotise a child out of their clothing in 4.8 seconds using only his eyebrows.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:32, archived)

SEX WITH LITTLE GIRLS. TASTE THE SUNSHINE.

( gronkpan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)

Noooooooooooo

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 5:53, archived)

hahaha
*offended*
*burns paediatrician's house down*
( infidel blissfully deity free since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)

heh.
while driving out west of the city a while ago, we saw a sign advertising "lolita's daycare" and almost veered off the road. i've always wanted to phone them up and ask if they know how combustible those two words are together.

the actual daycare is on lolita gardens road, but that's no excuse. and the sign made no mention of a garden.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)

Hahahaha, fucking hell - you need to get a photo of that, it'll go viral in minutes.

( Leningrad, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 6:59, archived)

it's in mississauga. ick.
that's where we isolate the ungainly, lard-ridden, conservative mouthbreathers.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:05, archived)

what's your TID site url? I couldn't find anything last night :(

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:05, archived)

www.treasureislanddizzy.com - but there isn't anything there yet
the myspace is : www.myspace.com/treasureislanddizzy

:)
( Leningrad, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:16, archived)

ahhh... I did a search on myspace but it didn't bring up anything. Ta!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:19, archived)

Hahah
finally one of these paedo/panto jokes that is funny!
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)