One way ticket to hell, please.


From the Extreme Panto challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

(thedsm These carrots 'ave 'ad it., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)

2-D vision, no hands and a cock.
This combination would make any man angry.
The only thing more annoying would be a giant sexy tit that makes you orgasm after you (and only you) had squeezed it sexily for thirty seconds growing on the bit of your back that you can't reach.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)

If there's any ticking around Hamza
I'm running the fuck away
( Pinecones - had nothing to do with the Hindenberg disaster, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

for someone who's religion forces tee-totalism on him
he always look soooo drunk
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

Animate this
His head must come off.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)