2-D vision, no hands and a cock.
This combination would make any man angry.
The only thing more annoying would be a giant sexy tit that makes you orgasm after you (and only you) had squeezed it sexily for thirty seconds growing on the bit of your back that you can't reach.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)