FP surely?


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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

well i like it
clickety
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

yeah.........................
.........whatever..................LMAOFAGROFLGAYLOL
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

its too wide for an FP
and too cynical this early on in a compo

chop it down a bit and repost on Monday

guaranteed FP then!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

Ooh
Just a bit too wide
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

ha ha ha!!
that's a little rude....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

need more lube
that's all
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

i always like to make sure the filly is well oiled
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

to ensure she slips out the starting gate
good and fast?

This does not make sense, I apologise.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

accepted
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

accepted...
...in the arse?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

here's a thought, and i appreciate it might be controversial, but
why not just not get worked up about the compo, there are always a flood of gay/paedo jokes every week, so complaining won't stop it happening, and you've just knocked a thread off the board for a bit of a whinge

bit pointless, no?
( mictoboy, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

I think the compo is funny mainly because people find the compo annoying
I'm looking forward to the next one which is based on film posters, they always make me laugh
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

TEXT ON AN IMAGE
with Wesley Snipes and Graeme Norton
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

I can't wait to call fraser a cunt..I missed out this week :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

suggest it as a QOTW
"Just how much of a Cunt is fraser?"
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

Ooh film posters eh?
*opens film poster site*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

*smooshes* :)x

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

*kicks shins*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

mnyarhar..mnyarhar..mnyarhar

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

'lo Prod
:)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

I actually think the last film posters one was the most entertaining image contests on b3ta for a long while

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

I agree!
...and this compo is JUST FANTASTIC! The guy who suggested it should get a new car as a prize, or something... ;) a tvr would be nice, but I'm not fussy, anything with 2 seats and a v8
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

I agree too
I think it's a great comp, it's jus the "behind you" and "oh no it isnt" jokes over and over are shite.

Edit: I mean too shite for the fp.

I'm going to go lie down and stop being a bitch.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

sorry.
but im not pissed off at the compo. jus the fp.

again, sorry. I was jus suggesting that particular joke was rather tired.

*shrugs* sorry, i know it was pointless.

If I hadn't knocked the thread off tho, someone else would have.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

"If I hadn't raped and killed those little girls
someone else would have."

Ian Huntley 2002
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

hahaha
hahahaha
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

it is a weak FP
no offence to CoY.

To cheer you up, I just did a survey of who most appears in the image challenge pantos - and the winner is

Joe Pasquale for some reason.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

That has cheered me up
Thank you.

*starts writing a bitter MSPaint note about Panto Comp entries and Joe Pasquale*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

ahh - the old gay/paedo combo
I love it when gays and paedos are casually mentioned together as if they belong within the same group.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE AN OVERLY SENSITIVE GAY PAEDOPHILE?

( gronkpan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

I take it you're not gay?
or a paedophile
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

I HAVE TWO PENISES POKING ME IN THE EARS WHILE I TYPE THIS.
TOTALLY NOT GAY.
( gronkpan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

shouldn't you be posting in the night shift?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

IT IS NIGHT TIME.I AM CONFUSED AND AROUSED.

( gronkpan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

Is this a biting critique
on the current FP?

ooh, I said biting, teh gayers do that sometimes, LOLROLFHARRIS
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

Oh no he isn't
there do seem to be a limited number of ideas for this one..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

*tear*

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

EVERYTHING IS SHIT. LET'S COMMIT SUICIDE TOGETHER.

( gronkpan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

^ this with bells on

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb?
2
1 to change the lightbulb and the other 1 just on hand in case he needs any help or some bumming or something... like a snack perhaps
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

Monster Munch?
.
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)