"And I thought they smelled bad... On the outside"!

( The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

Best yet!!
WOO
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

ooh
dont think the guys inside will like it when he cuts it open.
(hulkster, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

He can snuggle up beside them...

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)

haha!

( Kamikaze Stoat, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

Excell. Ent!
Tripe for dinner, methinks.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is walking down Madison, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

you're a rear ender if ever i saw one
:D
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

"It's possible Commander Skywalker came in the South Entrance"

( The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

ha ha ha ha!

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

Hahahaha!
Spiffing!
( Afinkawan is anyone else going to Greenbelt?, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

Haha! These are getting better!
Have a

(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

is that this~a~way or that~a~way?
my oh my
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)

no, that's wordy, not wizbit

( The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)

Yep its wordy
From words and pictures.
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

my childhood has become one giant blur

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

I can remember my childhood
Its my short term memory thats shot to shit.
Where the fuck am I?
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

You are in a dark room, there are exits to N,S,W

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is walking down Madison, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)

Pick up sword

( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

attack the halflingL20!
/rolls dice
( monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

Oh no,
memories of being stuck on the Hitch hikers guide adventure game
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

I think it was The Speccy Version of the Hobbit or Lord of the Rings that had a Dungeon..
That you just Couldn't get out of...
You had to switch the whole game off an reload it.. Now that's Frustrating
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

You never tried getting someone to pick you up,
then climbing out of the window?

/The Hobbit
( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

The Adventure Games chap in Your Sinclair said it was Impossible...
And I just kind of bowed to his superior knowledge...
But I should have been bowing to you..
*Bows*
*Digs Out Speccy*
*Bows*
*Starts to load and does many more bows whilst loading*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

DIG
SMASH TRAP DOOR (until it breaks. Under it is the 'Curious Key', which Thorin takes)
SAY TO THORIN "OPEN WINDOW"
SAY TO THORIN "PICK ME UP"
SAY TO THORIN "WEST"

I vaguely remember it may have been another game that had an inescapable dungeon as a piss-take.


Edit: Speccy solutions are all over t'internet.
( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

That's Exactly It!
You are the Star...
What about Lords of Midnite.. any Tips?
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

hmm, where might i be able to download that?
i never got to play it, cos i'm under 30. (tho not by much, now)
( monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

Erm... I'm sure you could find it
Hiding somewhere on google.
I'd look for you but work won't let me view anything that involves computer games.

Haha yeah, yet I can view b3ta lol.
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

OK, I admit, I could escape from the Goblin's Dungeon...
...but I couldn't get a babel fish in my ear.
( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

I managed that
I was stuck on Zaphod's ship, marvin wouldn't let me through the door.... the shit.
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)

How FFS?

( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

It was soo long ago
I think you had to throw it or something stupid and it rebounds in your ear? I remember it being totally random.
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

Arse

( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

Arse indeed
Fecking game.

I think you can still play it online somewhere.
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

Wasn't it
that whenever you used the dispenser, it'd shoot out and fall down a drain or something?

You had to block what it fell down, try again, then then find a way to block the next thing it fell down.

You can play the game on the BBC website.
( SpoonMeiser "meh", Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

Ahh yeah
I can't remember, use your cock
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)

Your lack of knowledge of early eighties learning aid characters
disturbs me.
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

Dark Towers rocked

( The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

Agreed...
And that Theme Tune.. Oooh Creepy...
'Badger Girl' Sucked the Big one though...
I Think there was one about an Alien Kid...

Hurrah
"why Don't you Build yourself a Word
Build yourself a Word with an 'E'"
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

the theme....
www.lookandread.myby.co.uk/downloads/music/LR-1981-DarkTowers.mp3
( The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

Nice Work!

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)

Hot piss!
Derek Griffiths is the king of kids tv themes.
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

Ahhh that's the Chap...
He did 'em all on that Show...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

It certainly did!

( mugatu, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)

Oh did they fall down?

(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

Agreed!

( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)

hehehehe

( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

Haha
Wordy got all teh pussy!
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)

Hahahaha!
I'l lovin' these squire!
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

hahaha
what a great series :)
(parlicoot Purple Spaceships over Yatton, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

Yay for riding stuff!

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

I rilly rilly rilly like this
*click*
(No3l is sane, and merely whelmed these days, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Aceness!
A Comedy (Taun-)Taunight!
( joefish Singin' 'Werewolves of London' all summer long..., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

ha - didn't see your title before x

(optiplex, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)

WONDERFUL!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is drinking bloody maries, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)