Quick n shit


From the Extreme Panto challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

nice angle!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

haha..
Excellent stuff.

On that note I am off to organise a suprise B'day for my young cousin... See you all later. Behave yourselves :o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

it's not much of a suprise if you announce it to 50000+ b3tans plus guests ;-)
good luck with the party
and the strongbow after-effects
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

COOOOL!

can i come?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

Of course...
Can you shout suprise loudly and eat lots of chocolate cake?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

That was very quick organisation
either that or you're addicted to b3ta and haven't actually left yet...
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Just waiting for net nany to finish downlaoding....
But a little column and a little from column b....
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

I'd like to see the set design
woo!
( Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

KUKUKU
skillz indeed
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

"KUKUKU"!?
what the fuck!?
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

It's a Korean Santa Claus laugh.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
ELEPHANT RAPE
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I kind of like you.
you remind me of the guy who did sausage bird, on speed.
And he was already pretty "off the wall"
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

he was great.. not around much these days though
olivier8 for president!
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Facts about Dan:
● Obsessed with Irish politics, and blacks.
● Sloppy typist.
● Has little or no theory of mind.
● Only uses MSpaint.
● Displaces guilt about wasting time on b3ta onto b3ta itself, thereby denying responsibility for transgressions.
● Has a very low self-image.
● Is Korean, and enormously fat.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

Hahahah Korean
I also doubt it is possible to cripple a nipple
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

"Has little or no theory of mind"
What a fantastic put-down. I must use it :)

'ning Felix! *hugs*
( in vino veritas, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

Hi IVV. *hug*
(reply delayed as I was walking a kilometer down the road to another house for Sunday lunch.)
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Ferix wins 4.5 points of a possible 8
Half right = 1/2 a point - Irish politics is kind of neccesary, cos im an Irish student of Politics
but only made 1 racially motivated JOKE j.o.k.e.
TYPING: BLAME THE KEYBOARD or that id rather be fast than fussy theory of mind ive never heard of - YOU WIN MSPaint only - true
no b3ta is good really
AN my fat Kolean serf image do need wolk
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

_Ferix
get it right!
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

i thougt you people were witty and could take naff jokes
THIS MIXING UP OF Rs AND Ls - is the emulation of badly spoken English
by a minority of Japanese, Korean or Chinese individuals -
also known as ENGRISH

fecetiousness all around , HUZZAH
petty queuing englishmen i live amongst you
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Rik got it
He was merely pointing out that Felix's name has a _ in front of it. Therefore to make the joke correctly you should have said _Ferix rather than just Ferix. I think he was being what's called "pedantic" :P

BTW sorry to hear about the nipples.
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

i agree with one of the description statements
;-)
nice
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

pfft!
nice twist.

afterning all.
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

afterning Willwillwritehishiswill
hmv cancelled my preorder for my Wii (long story - the bastards)
luckily i got in in the 8 minutes they were available on amazon

"twelve days...twelve bloody days"
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

it feels like such a long time.
*stares at clock*
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

g'noon you!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

'ello tea.
is all well?
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

Hello
to thee
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

Haha
:)
( in vino veritas, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)