VISITS THE LONDON ZX81 THEATRE FROM 27th-42nd Dec 20XX


Snake's back - snapping necks, saying "my names SOLID SNAKE *heeheeheeheehee*
that could mean something rude like a stiff wang", and mincing around...

From the Extreme Panto challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)

Hamtoucher.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)

a lot of effort goes into making pics as bad as that

( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)

but not that much

TJ: meanwhile, on the internets....
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

Nothing changes...

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)

nope

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)

^ This

( Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)

I like it,
but it's huge.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)

pffft

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)

I do love your images

( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)

*awes*

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)

It has been a Sunday of images with stupendous quality

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)

let me fix that!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)

Hahaha!
now that makes me smile
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)

the power of badly retouched pensil drawings
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)

I'm almost speechless.
Only almost though. I'm listening to the new Jarvis Cocker album, it's not bad.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

Should I buy it?
or just download?
( in vino veritas, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

ta people
LUV YA
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

I'm currently fairly undecided...probably buy it...
It would be worth it for Fat Children. Download it, then decide if you want to buy it.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

it's definitely one of those albums you need to listen to a good 6 or 7 times before you start really liking all the tracks
The first couple of listens, I thought 'it's ok'

2 weeks later of pretty much constantly listening to it, and I fucking love it.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

You love fucking it?
The hole in the middle's too small isn't it?.... oh.

(love ya really)
( in vino veritas, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)

Dirty girl!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)

I always wonder about stuff like that
it's reaching a point of brain washing.
I love albums that you only get after a few listens, but there is a point where what you are actually doing is tricking your brain in to thinking you like something due to the repetition and it thinking "this is familiar, it must be something I like and have memorised".

Its how Robbie Williams and Oasis sell records, pay for radio stations to play a track so many times per hour and eventually people have a tune in their head that they think they must like.

All that said, I like Jarvis and think he's a top chap so shall be buying it anyway :)
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)

I've always found the albums I've had to listen to a few times before liking them
are the ones that become my favourite albums of all time. Perfect example being Pills Thrills and Bellyaches, I couldn't stand it when I first heard it, now it's something I can always listen to.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)

I know what you mean, but I do think it is a genuinely good album. Some tracks are just less 'obvious' and need a few listens before you really get the gist of what he is trying to say in the song. I'm sure a lot of people will be expecting Pulp style ditties - but if so they will be disappointed.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)

I loved the track he almost released as a single a couple of months back
(but couldn't due to the swearing and Daily Mail uproar it would have caused) best thing he's ever done - and that includes Razzmatazz!
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)

I think it's a bonus track on the CD (30 minutes from the end type job)
I downloaded it from itunes so I didn't get it
( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)

Excellent
In that case I shall put it onto my iPod for bus journeys and mornings.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)

pfft!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

very nice

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

well if HappyToast likes it
then that's good, surely?

a fellow talented artist
THIS ISNT SARCASM
id not use it in this context
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

I like your use of
hi and low res chopping on the screen grab.
not so keen on l33t speak MSPainting, I reckon it would probably be a bit of a masterpiece with some proper text mixed in, and if you kept it even nearer the 50k mark (which you must have been past several times to get the artifacts up like that ;) then you'd win even more fans.
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)

Ö_ö

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)

splended like always

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)

but is it art?

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)

no

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)

our favourite noob back for more
very nice
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)