bring your kids too, they'll love it :)

'ning all

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( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

'ning Jecc!
Had a good weekend?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

haven't fecking stopped :)
need a beer, badly :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

Hehehe.

( Curis, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

pffft!
what in the hell?!
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

Because.

( Curis, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

best of all the reasons.

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

mogguh sire
I just looked up what Oryctologist means. I feel I've already learned something today.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

Oryctologist
n. 1. One versed in oryctology.

Woo! I feel brainier already!
( Afinkawan, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

use this information
to outwit your mates today
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)

i found out that oryctologist is actually a paleontologist.
but Orycteropus Afer is the latin word for Aardvark. so therefore an oryctologist is actually an Aardvark-professional.

100% fact! (oh, and goedemorgen!)
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

Aardvark-professional
Now that would look ace on a business card!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

i should print some of those.

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

I always wanted one with 'interim poppendokter'

In fact, on my visa while crossing the Mexican-Guatemala border, my profession was just that! ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)

hahaha!
briljant!
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)

i got twentysevenseconds to go
i got twentysevenseconds to go
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

hahaha
it's funny because it's sex :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

you're up on my PB of 14 seconds

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

Are you trying to get slower, or faster?
I've got it down to 8.64
( gronkpan, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

I had a friend who had a friend, who's friend could finish off in 2 seconds
for obvious reasons, I didn't believe my friend
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

I would like to meet this man so I could quiz him about it.
I was once introduced to a friend of a friend that lost one of his nuts doing a mangina on his 21st birthday, in front of everyone at the party. He crushed one really badly and when he got to hospital they discovered it was cancerous and removed it.

Having heard this story before I met him, I was forced to avoid him all night, such was my urge to shout MANGINA at him repeatedly.
( gronkpan, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Ouch!
It reminds me that slogan, "I know, let's nibble Nobby's Nuts!"
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

NIBBLE NOBBY'S NUTS?
NIBBLE NOBBY'S NUTS?
( gronkpan, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

:|

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

Heh
I need to go to bed.
( gronkpan, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)

what time is it there?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)

It's a quarter to ten, but I didn't sleep last night.

( gronkpan, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)

G'night Sir!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

Hahaha
Good 'ning all

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

What the frick was that that suddenly raced past?

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

smug bastard with his morning croissant!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Mornington Croissant?

( The Great Architect, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

I was there recently for a gig
not at the tube station at KOKOS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

huzzah!

( The Great Architect, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

Pffft

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

arrgghh
teh smug!
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

awesome

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Argh!

( Curis, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

This cracks me up!
EDIT: Although I saw this the other day, I should have said "This still cracks me up!"
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)

yeah
I made this one yesterday.

I'm not about to post it everyday though*, don't worry

*every other day
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)

ok NING as in
good mor-NING
or
No Im Not Gaying
(hammyknight, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

yes

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

*fawns*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

here's a closer view:

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

*kisses forehead*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

love you long time!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

*stands to attention*
'ning!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

'ning jeccy!
and good work old boy!
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

cheers, thanks ta :)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

woo!
ver' good
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

haha 'ning!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)