my first post.


From the Extreme Panto challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

(londoner, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

very good
pull up a mitten etc
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

hahaha
excellent start, well done!

Woo!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

huzzah!
a new person who is not a twunt

woo sir! (or madam as the case may be)
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

i want to see this

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

Top work!
Well done you

(Slightly over the 50k limit, but I won't tell if you won't...)



( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

I'm in a good mood today
So I'd be willing to overlook the fizesize violation
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

Sorry about that...
Don't know how to make it smaller...
(londoner, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

Depending what program you used there are ways of optimising it

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

It's only a few k, and it's a quality pic, so I think most people will overlook it =)
It's the 400k 1280x1024 bitmaps of a bloke with his cock out that get the nazis going.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

I used Photoshop
But I'm still learning how to use it, not so good at the more technical aspects.
Pleased you like it, though.
(londoner, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

if you use "save for web"
its dead easy to smallerify it
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

Yes, that's the one.
I was just about to say that.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

Just use
Save for Web :)
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

I use Photoshop like a monkey uses a rock...
=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

What, rectally?

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)

No, to smash the skulls of smaller chimpanzees so that I can get to the still warm spicy brains.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

Jon?

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

You're fantastic.
I want to love you with my anus.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

O_o

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

Try the 'Save for Web' option
it helps you optimise gifs and jpgs
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

Why not show him how it's done and post a pic yourself?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha.. Good Work...
Love the Bushell Comment...

Welcome!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

Good work!
Welcome to b3ta!
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

hahaha
fantastic start!
( Milkman Dan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

Excellent!
Woo!!
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

woo
nice one
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)

Excellent.
My faith in L-platers is restored.


( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)

First post! WOO and YAY!
Can't wait for the next!
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)

This was my first attempt

(londoner, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

hahahah
ace first post.

There have been some TOP noobs today!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

Jon?

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

Joe Pasquale
has won this challenge hands down.

the squeaky cunt.

And Woo! Very good.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

Woah!
Top worker, nubester.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

thats
very good!

*clicks*
( harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

great casting
all the favourites

Woo!
(harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

Bushell, Littlejohn, Ferrari
with the exception of Gaunt you have covered all bases. Brilliant stuff. Woo.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)

Gaunt!
I'll get him next time.
(londoner, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)

Woo
Make it narrower (to 240 pixels I think, check FAQ). It will make it smaller file and elligible for front page.
It's good enough for the front page and is very rare for a 1st post to get on it.

Woo again.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

Great first post
and an FP! YAY!
( mofaha, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

Thats
quite an achievement round these parts, being a noob with a FP and first post!
Edit: and I meant noob in non derogatory way!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

AHAHA!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Hahahaha
That's excellent :)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)

Not a panto, but...
...still worth a 5-second gander.

Heil Honey, I'm Home
Part 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbj9otRPdiM
Part 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnord5ZSM2M
( flake accepts her, one of us., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

quality
loveit
(chisa eat a cow's minge, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)