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From the Extreme Panto challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)

yay!
*edit*
yay!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)

all good ideas
Thanks
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)

sadly I only have one idea every 6 weeks
and it's the same idea each time
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)

Oh bless,
You are trying to do it right, I can tell.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)

that's why I'm not being nazi
:D

happy teim!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)

I'm off to register as Brass 2007.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)

yay
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:17, archived)

have you tried
polonium 210
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)

how many elements can you name in ....
10 seconds?

yes, I'm that bored
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)

9.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)

me
exactly 1
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)

earth wind water fire

named em all :D
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

yup
the 4 true elements that scientists will eventually discover :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

What about that film, the fifth element
But what exactly was the fifth element anyway?
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)

meelar yokoveech
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm
'thermal bandages'...
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)

hmmm
elasterplast.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)

I think it was the cosmic string that tied them together
deep eh
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)

You forgot
luuuuuuuuuuuurve.

Or was that Milla Jovovich?

edit - Miiiind piiiisssss!
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)

all of them, probably
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)

cor
you must be full of chemicals
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6582655
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6582658
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)

In ten seconds? Not many.
11
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)

I think I just saw a ninja!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

then it wasn't a ninja
they move without being seen.

like a woman in a burqa
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)

I was using my pirate senses
arrr
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)

when i was in year 10 i tried to write a song
called Dysprosium... i think it's number 72. But i can name all the elements just not in ten seconds because i'm hardcore.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)

singing about them is fun
but mixing them together and using them for evil is probably more productive in the long run :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)

you take two hydrogens, an oxygen... and a fuck load of francium.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)

Good luck finding a fuckload of Francium.
It has a half-life of less than quarter of an hour, and there's less than a kilo of it on the planet.

You might want to try Caesium though. There's plenty of that and it makes a nice enough 'pop'...
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)

yesh I know. but being an evil genius
you're not supposed to have a plan that works now are you.

/i'm a physicist btw.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)

And now that lot is 1/8th gone.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)

fucking crap investment that was
I've got nothing to show for it except these burn marks

*drops dead*
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)

What is year 10?
besides 'Manley is old'?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)

year 10 is *thinks back to youth*

14 to 15 years old.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)

Ta.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)

i'd start with all the ones starting with "un"

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)

does that include
unun?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)

Technically,
i think ununium would be the same element as Sodium (from the root un coming from the Greek 'ena' for one).

/Geek point.
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)

how about
so is nun an element?

unun

*edited several thousand times*
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)

yes
a very sexy element
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)

Neon
And Mercury

One is a car made by Chrysler, and the other is a car company owned by Ford
( davew27, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)

all the Russians are doing it!

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)

Arf!
Although any other toxic metal would work equally well.
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)

Oh dear.


You're in for a rough time methinks...
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)

Why?
First post, own pic, properly hosted, b3ta-ish humour... tiny bit too big but what the hell, it's a great start.
( mofaha, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)

Something to do with the three (now deleted) posts below
which he screwed up.

Hence the (very gentle) naziism. Could have just started yelling obscenities...
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)

All your bases etc.

( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)

In my mind, he's wearing an L-Plate

(Woody999, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)

Hello :)

( mofaha, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)

Hello!
Welcome aboard
( Milkman Dan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)

Make it smaller
(50k ish like the FAQ you were meant to read says) and you'll get along fine here
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)