here's one for you...


this is unshopped as well... just scanned it in... i found this amongst my sisters old copies of mizz a few years ago... it's from a factory in my home town. PS... houmas is on special in sainsburys this week... almost pinched the sign to scan it in... but restrained myself
( redkat, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:19, archived)

Blimey
markerting high explosives to teenage girls? That's not very responsible.
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

Royal Ordnance Factories.
They make "energetic materials" (bombs)
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

you lived in
woolavington? bridgwater? cossington?

and why are they advertising TNT in Mizz anyway?
( tumph, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

Why else
but to add frizz and body to otherwise limp lacklustre hair?

Silly person...
( JustHere, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)

wembdon...
very close by... Mizz had a blanket ban on explosives advertising... just 17 took up the slack though... before michael ryan did his thing you could get some biactol, a vibrating mick hucknall doll, and an AK47 all from the same outlet in nelson... or was it colne...
( redkat, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

lived in woolvaington for 5 years
halfway between the rof and hinckley nuclear power station. lovely.
( tumph, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

cool cool
i live in bristol now...
i have the rof franchise for my neighbourhood..

for further infomation on tnt or hns contact:

the director
royal ordance factory
bridgwater
somerzet TA7 8AD
England
Telex: 46183 (anyone ever sent a telex?)
telephone 0278 683000
thats 01278 now...
i was toying with the idea of phoning up and ordering some high explosives...
i could pretend to be somalias general aideed (on vacation)
( redkat, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)

Sorry to be pedantic
but isn't the point for all the compo entries to BE shopped?

Not saying it's not funny, it's just not in the spirit of the compo, is it?
( JustHere, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

You can't competition it.
If you didn't make it yourself.
(Nothing, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

Does that qualify to be a challenge entry?

(Chromatically Challenged, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

shh!
don't tell them you didn't make it yourself.
here's an ad from an 60's architecture magazine i found and scanned.. i've got no idea of what they're trying to sell.

( bumblebee.. Now I see bees I won., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

gags?

(Nothing, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)