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( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Oh GOD!
Poor kitten. I love that kittin and don't want it to be sad. I SHALL NEVER FUCK AGAIN!
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Well, that's my Tuesday nights clear for the next few months, then.....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

Oh.
It was you on Tuesday, was it? You know, it's hard to tell between you when you all wear the gimp masks.

Hey ho.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Surely you recognise me by my smell?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

the sweet scent of failure

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

aw, bless
did you see the championships on telly last week?
i'd forgotten just how cool dominos were!
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

you sad, sad, sad man

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

pot/kettle/boiled
now make me tea bitch!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Did you see the dominos/pool tables video
that was knocking about a couple of months back. It was ace
( 4dam party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

i saw the one in the jap guy's house
made from things he found laying about
(dvds, cereal boxes, toast etc...)

:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

Here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7eQK-AZk4
( 4dam party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

nice!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

ha ha!!
i likey
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

me too!

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Which then led me to watch this:
Fucking amazing:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR1luxwX5Pg&NR

i want a pool table
( 4dam party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

Holy Crap!

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

that's a corker that one

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

in that case
i apologise for this morning
i never realised
( RedStar managed to get Star Wars onto a FP, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

Hahah
'I like this'
(Booga O Valencia!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

I saw a domino set in the shops the other day
which had a little lorry which set up the dominos for you, don't ask me how.
Might make kitten happy though and then we can keep going with teh sexes!
( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

fucks everything in sight
just to break the kitten
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

:(

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

nothing personal mate
and I'm pleased you didn't use "kittin" type spelling.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Jolly good!
I like!
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

In....

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

out...

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

In....

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

out...

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

:)
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
what a disturbing yet chucklesome image in my head
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)

Brilliance in pictoral form.
I love you like a brother.
( FoldsFive, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)

aww mate
That's the loveliest thing you've ever said to me
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)

Well done mate, that makes me woo!
/and congrats on the FP :-)
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)

That is all of the brilly
and you got FP'd an-all! *hugs*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)

Life's not fair
A J. Arthur and God kills a kitten, a full-on shag and he merely topples their dominoes. Mind you, he never did like that Onan geezer.
(rogerzilla, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)

Aw.
I think I might weep a little bit.
(rob_187 Ooh, Faye Dunaway!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)