THE TROLL SPEAKETH ! ! !
this one might actually be halfway decent


i know the last one was crap *whimper*
bu i did start off the Shirley Bassey thing

I'M A LEGEND - an infamous, talentless, cuntish one
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples In Communist Russia, thar be Communists. Umm..., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

you've clearly spent just over 9 hours on this
and by a strange coincidence . . .




( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

It's like JJ and Monkey Island collided!
But where's the pun?

Or am I RISing?
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

Both of those things are
TEH SEX

/fact
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

no, no, sometimes I just
make things that look nice with no pun or no joke


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

Well in that case, you've succeeded rather splendiferously.
Woo!
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

keep the theme going mate!
the "sexy ladies" theme...

although my HO could be 3 people absorbed into one body GAG retch
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples In Communist Russia, thar be Communists. Umm..., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

absurdley, I find that less offensive with each viewing
splendid colouring job there sir
( techierob, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

*still loves*

( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

*still loves*
I'm pushing it a bit 'cos it took so long an' I love JJ's stuff an' I'm a bit worried 'cos it's not really funneh . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

the beer is fine this evening sir!

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

as is the wiiiiine!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

I was in a wine mood myself
but while browsing found some nice Belgian ale, so I decided to try that.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

is very w00, as indeed it was earlier!

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

NSFS

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

crichey
thats a biggun' btw just saw this on the fp, made me laugh:

I think someones trying to give b3ta a run for its money!
(theniwokeup tips his hat to the new revolution, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

..
NSFW! Hello new person. FAQ.
(Reepah Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

I believe I'm the resident infamous talentless cuntish legend
and I suspect portions of that picture are very NSFW you cunt.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

i like the fat girl's shoes.

( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

OK SORRY - IT'S A HUGE OBESE MONSTROUS FILESIZE
am i STILL "Mr New Person (Read the FAQ)"?

my real job is a shoe designer, i should stick at it

fuck you and your family of lepers mr horrible [see, i really am nasty - dont hate me]
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples In Communist Russia, thar be Communists. Umm..., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

I think you crave attention
and I'm a bit sorry that you're getting some


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

I could enjoy this

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

sorry, I'm really off to bed now


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

night sir!

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

why don't you stick your rancid cock in a kettle
and then insert the scalded results up your own rectum.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

so why are you replying to me with this?

( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

we're easily confused

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

oops sorry
erk
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples In Communist Russia, thar be Communists. Umm..., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

hahahaha
you post a totally NSFW image that's a bit big and a tad seamless, and you worry about replying to the wrong person?
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

i am a lady. you must fear me.

(;
( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

How rude!

( davew27 roffle, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

151k?
Pitchforks and torches at the ready I guess...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

Mmmm
Im having a wank over the thought of that :-)

does your girlfriend know you used her picture?
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)