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From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

(ntmb, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

I'm off for a wank.
Cheerio B3ta.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)

enjoy!

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)

It's a wank,
what's not to enjoy?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)

the feeling of lonelyness and slight akward guilt afterwards when you realise you been using a makeshif masturbatory aid
made from an empty bottle, a rubber glove and some hand cream.

then realising you left it ont he floor in your room and your mum was doing a speing clean today.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)

people should schedule their masturbation better
speings should be kept clean on a regular basis, it's only propper
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)

burns
?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)

This^
And tigerbalm as a lubricant
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)