I got chatting to a girl at a singles night
and she said, "You know b3ta, don't you? I can tell."
I replied "Yes, I'm a b3tan."

She slapped me in the face twice later that night :¬)
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

hahaha
classic
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)