It's an Ice-Cream van... except it's just selling Cream... all the ice has melted.
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Professor Kenny Martin can't think of anything funny or witty to put here, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:28,
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You'll kick yourself for bothering to try...no ice, as a hesitant Nod might say.
Sorry for worsening your day again, folks.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:29,
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