*sighs*
I baggsied "When Kittens Attack" and funnily enough I was going to do something very like that. But I never got round to it. I am useless. Kick me, someone.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

No.
You're too nice to kick. Its not fair. Now i've met you I couldn't possibly think of kicking you even though you're my sworn enemy. This just won't do.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 14:11, archived)

I thought
rufus and I were currently jostling for that position?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

Ahh
but you'll always be my special arch nemesis.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)

It's ok,
Dr K... You're not useless - Kitten Doctors are always in demand.
( fuzzix, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

you know,
I hate to encroach on Uncle Pete's territory, but I'm thinking of setting up an online surgery...
"watch this space" and other irritating cliches.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)