If you didn't get this book for Christmas


You're probably lucky.
(Dr GUID, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

Still,
she looks fiiiiiiiine in the picture
(Finite has become an Uncle!!! :D, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

i would
i'd even pay!
( M@rkoni, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

as Bob Mortimer once joked
"tits like pita breads"
( Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

Tattyswap
is great innit.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

Yes, but it will
have been air brushed to fuck.
And she's got spaniel ear tits.

BTW, why can't I log in on the Uni computers? It accepts cookies and everything.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

Mind
piss
slightly
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

Still


(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

Where's Dr. Phil
and her fave. cartoon when you need it?
(at least I think it's Dr. Phil. I'm a nobody on this board, so I don;t pay attention)
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

you mean

( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

Ooh
back in the knife drawer

;)
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

knife drawer?
Porquoi?

I just don't really give one about which celebrities the members of this board would fuck in the unlikely event that the person in question didn't set the police on them.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

I am proud
To say I have never said 'I would' to any female posted on this board!


/saintly in the knowledge of girlf. reading
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

you would though
*sorry*
( jazzman, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

Point taken
Here's the Dancing Norman of Happiness



to cheer you up
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

Dancing Norm!
Dancing Norm!
Dancing Norm!
Dancing Norm!
...I love him. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

He has his own site you know
www.andrewnormanbaillie.org/
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

3lb 7oz!
awww.... mini baby.
( Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

He's nearly
10lb now
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

YAY
...he's still got it!
( Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)

yay!
i'd like to incorporate that into some kind of stick-like object, then beat my work'mates' around the head with it.
( zerolicious, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

nobody is a nobody here
....unless you don't exist, in which case you are.
( Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

Maybe
but what if I don't exist, or am a bizarre, pointless pseudonym for someone else?
You're making me scared.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

you wouldn't be the first to have more than one login name
...be afraid.
( Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

I think we had this conversation before.
All i know is Im real, in reality, but here Im imaginary.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Er...
Eye Elijah..?

Yes, I agree!

(edit: and that wasn't even sarcasm, I've only just worked that out!)
(Finite has become an Uncle!!! :D, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

Yeah,
me too.
(_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

I was watching Back to the future 2 on Saturday night
and he's in it!

A shiny 10 pence to the first person to tell me who he plays.

plus Sean Astin was also on telly over the weekend in Goonies. LOTR fest or what.

ok, maybe not

Super-sloth!
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)