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[challenge entry] Mmmm cardboard

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(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# *zips gob*
*briefly unzips*
Well I'm not bloody eating them, at least.
*re-zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# the sesame ones are nice
loaded with cheese and peanutbutter which kinda defeats the point...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# .
But you could be more efficient just my spreading the peanut butter on slices of cheese and avoiding the ryvita entirely. I think that cheese could very easily be the new bread.
(Dr Wadd, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Tried that
made me want to vomit.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# ah but
cheese isn't crunchy (that's SO not a wise thing to say on here...)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# oh don't say that
that's upsetting.

This hasn't turned into a place where girls get jumped on for making mild double-entendres, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i have no objections
to getting jumped on... ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I
do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I suppose it
depends on who the jumper is.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# woolly
jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I think
it's more that any loose puns are jumped on, regardless of the sex of the poster. b3ta still seems quite woman friendly, no?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
# It usually is
Although some of the recent comp posts have been a bit dodgy.. Actually they've been insulting to women, northerners, poor people, fat people, thick people and most ethnic minorities.. So I guess women don't get a rough deal after all..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I did wonder
if some of the compo entries were getting a bit misogynistic...

and into the archive this post goes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# and here's me
a poor, thick, fat, northern woman too!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i have to disagree
i love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# there's always one
who has to be different
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)