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# Lanes for idiots: Improving the shopping experience for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Woo, and click!
What a brilliant idea!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
#
GENERAL DANGLING CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
#
SIR JOHN NEWTON DANGLING CUNT (Gen. Ret.)
(Bumsmells, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# I saw someone driving a motorised buggy on the road the other day
Crazy old people! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Those buggers in their motorised buggies piss me off.
Just because you're a cripple doesn't make it okay to run me over at 30mph on the cocking pavement you fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# This
Ipswich Drama
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Have you been involved in a scrape with a mobility scooter?
Write to Your Letters, Evening Star, 30 Lower Brook Street, Ipswich, IP4 1AN or e-mail [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha...
The ipswitch elderly sound like very angry people. Are their benefits severely reduced?
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Ho boh.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# not that there are any spelling mistakes there but
I was in a cafe today that had signs on every table saying

"avalible for hire for Christmas partys, ask your waitress"

marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Fngh
there is so much of it about.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# in a similer vain (sorry)
There was a woman giving a talk today, that kept saying "reilliterate" instead of "re-iterate"

bloody annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Oxford street needs this
but with more 'Stupid Wanking Tourists'

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# silly tourists
wanking is not sight-seeing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I keep telling them
but they never listen :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Happy
b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!
have some cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)
# that's super
needs more though
'old people who keep stopping'
'people who arn't moving at all'
'me'
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# They should do them for paths too.
For example, my house could do with a "Do not stand there nattering you stupid scally whores, take your inbred children and B&Hs and fuck off, I'm trying to get my car out."

(Bumsmells, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# how about a special overtaking lane
for escaping criminals
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# I want you as my town centre planner.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Tell Red Ken!
I want these NOW! Woo! *clicks*

...especially those General Dawdling Cunts.
OUT OF MY WAY DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Haha
that is lush. And what's more, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# I can't wait to be a blue-laner.
Hopefully by then the buggies will be jet powered. Or possibly a jet ski.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# could also have an extra wide lane for umbrella wielding maniacs.
or just make them walk on the road.

nice idea, and why god invented shopping online.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# good plan!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)
# very clever and all
but why not stick em all in one lane, and keep the rest for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)