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[challenge entry] I don't buy greetings cards

So fuck you, Clintons.

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)
# AGREED
*also doesnt send cards / buy presents for people*
i buy myself something nice and thank everyone for thinking of buying me something
this year i bought myself a graphics tablet :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)
# I buy gifts.
I generally buy things during the year and give them at Christmas, although I don't really do friends, just the family.

I'm not a miser, I buy things for people on impulse often, I just hate the forced aspect of presents which are unwanted and pap.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)
# i quite agree.
i might send 2 or 3 cards, and this year i've bought everyone a bit of water pump.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)
# That's really cool.
I bought a friend 10 chickens for her birthday.

I know she doesn't get anything, but frankly she earns 3 times what I do. They are DINKYs and they have everything they want.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# How?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)
# through good gifts dot org.
i'm sure there are better ways and no doub't someone will be moaning about admin costs and all that, but so fucking what.
i don't do christmas, i've got more of everything than i need,everyone i know has plenty of everything,so a water pump it is.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Well done you.
Don't fancy chipping in for a woodburner?

It's fucking cold in here.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Nice boobs.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Don't worry
I never buy them anyway.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# won't somebody please think of the
royal mail
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# They make a loss on every
item sent through the post.

By not sending cards, we're actually HELPING them.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Yes!
LEt's never send any items with royal mail ever again!

Then the buggers can't complain about how poor they are.

complain about how poor they aresteal anything of value in the post at the sorting office

:D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)
# liked the nawty step?
want some more?

eh? eh?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)
# I am sorry,
what are you blithering on about?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I absolutely
don't know
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Don't say nawty, it makes you sound like a paedo
probably
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Pithy, Mr. Cowell, Pithy
/although the sentiment is good...

and incidentally, how much did you raise for the RNLI in the end after your bit earlier in the year?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Some valid arguments
though I couldn't give a toss about the environment.
That's just making it pretty for the next big asteroid (or the sun's transformation into a red giant, whichever comes first).

So fuck you, Roosevelts.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# I don't think that we'll get that far.
We are a long way from the Red Giant, but flooding in the South West is a current problem.

I live very close to the Quay.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)
# I agree
i live in the southwest also and my area get flooded every year.
so i also dont send/give cards.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# that's God's judgement
on scrumpy drinkin inbred bumpkindom.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)
# haha
actually the sixth finger was a present from my aunt on my tenth birthday and the webbed feet are hireditory apparently.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Where?
*plans South West Bash*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)
# further inland
than you by the sound of it, near yeovil.
would be interested in a bash though if one was to happen.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)
# I live on a nice hill
with distant views of Dartmoor.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# I grew up on Dartmoor.
Where are you?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)
# the big smoke
to the south
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Plymouth?
*shudders*

I'm a more rural chap.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ^
also lives on the coast of the south west
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)
# then learn to swim
or better still, develop gills.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Or
don't be a wastrel.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Another
dweller in the southwestern area of the UK.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Well personally I employ a small Turkish boy to seal my letters and wet my stamps with his lightly moistened rectum.
That way I have helped the needy and stand a much greater chance of receiving WH Smith vouchers.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)