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[challenge entry] i hate my job


I have job problems right now as the most important thing in my life is not hollywood celebs or rap music. Im obviously retarded because i read books instead of watch tv. On a happier note this is my first image so yay!

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(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Let's hope it's your last
n00b.

*edit - only kidding :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)
# this
seems shockingly familiar
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)
#
familiar big
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Do you have an inferiority complex?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that.
Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Chuck
Palahniuk rules...

(end)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)
# funyn because it's true
tho you might want to optimise/shrink your image a tad

for I hear the footsteps of nazis, and even worse, nazi's too

*edit* I'd be pretty narked too if there was a 10 ft wide amorphous blob of quasi matter in the middle of the work area too
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Not his work area.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)
# oh my god
stock photo!

well, the chap clearly hates his job working with the people who clearly haven't mentally left school yet (99% of all offices) so the posting is probably justified (just a bit big..)

and thanks for the link, now I have another source of pictures to butcher badly :D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Oh, I am not suggesting that he shouldn't use a stock image.
I am just saying that it isn't his work that has the amorphous blob of quasi matter in the middle of it.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
# oh
I'm tired

as I've been working in an environment with an amorphous blob of quasi matter in it

I probably shouldn't have eaten so much chicken
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Bit big.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I don't have a job, and I hate my job anyway
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha what shit computers
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# That picture was taken in 1974
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# are you going to draw us a
Christmas Card Mr Davew27 ?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)
# No
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)
# cunt.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)
# poohorse!
:(
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# pffft!
 
Vent that spleen, baby!

Woo.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# pic
your all right not my office , but surprisingly looks like it. and yeah my computer is about 1974 too it has a 166mhz processor.... And how do i shrink file sizes, pic sizes ect? im new to all this imagry stuff. and apparently im a retard for not liking rap music and not knowing what britney spears has on her cornflakes each morning. Yes i am the sort of person wo would evetually snap and go in with a rifle and shoot the cunts. so i think ill leave befor i end up in jail. i take it youve all heard of Terry Pratchet? well those cunts have never head a book since primary school. and too think they are looking after your finances!!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)