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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# What's with the '5' bandwagon today?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# its just a random number
it might be 6 tomorrow. we never know
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# la la la
sings
1 golden goose
2 turtle heads
3 shits a fucking
4 goal posts
5 dead prostitues
6 confused police men
7 aslyumnnumnyumnyms seekers
and a cartridge in a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# your countdown seem to be the wrong way round for that song
or maybe your a polish immigrant and are attempting to get to grips with the complexities of the british langunage in the hope of getting an underpaied jobe in the service industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I'm just intrigued to know
what an aslym is.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# shh
I've not sung a carol since i was 8
and I failed english and I appologise
but I did resit and obtain a respectable grade C
all those years ago

meanwhile...Compo Entry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# isn't he the lion in narnia?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# 5 dead women in
Ipswich, it is of course rather hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha *points*
You didn't see the sarcastic wink smiley. Hahahahahaha!!!!111eleventy!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Is he the
Suffolkator?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# just what i asked santa for
5 dead hookers.


hang on a sec, i asked for a mountin bike, santa you cunt, i'll fucking chin you you cheapskate motherfucker, where's me fucking bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# I've opened all the other junk and there is nothing that I like,
I wrote a fucking letter and I came to see you twice, you one eyed geriactic fart, wheres me fucking bike.

/kevin wilson blog.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# silly goose.
they don't burn if they're not dried out.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)