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(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# pfft.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# What's with the '5' bandwagon today?
;)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# its just a random number
it might be 6 tomorrow. we never know
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# la la la
sings
1 golden goose
2 turtle heads
3 shits a fucking
4 goal posts
5 dead prostitues
6 confused police men
7 aslyumnnumnyumnyms seekers
and a cartridge in a shotgun
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# your countdown seem to be the wrong way round for that song
or maybe your a polish immigrant and are attempting to get to grips with the complexities of the british langunage in the hope of getting an underpaied jobe in the service industry.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I'm just intrigued to know
what an aslym is.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# shh
I've not sung a carol since i was 8
and I failed english and I appologise
but I did resit and obtain a respectable grade C
all those years ago

meanwhile...Compo Entry
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# isn't he the lion in narnia?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# 5 dead women in
Ipswich, it is of course rather hilarious
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha *points*
You didn't see the sarcastic wink smiley. Hahahahahaha!!!!111eleventy!!1
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Is he the
Suffolkator?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# just what i asked santa for
5 dead hookers.


hang on a sec, i asked for a mountin bike, santa you cunt, i'll fucking chin you you cheapskate motherfucker, where's me fucking bike?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# I've opened all the other junk and there is nothing that I like,
I wrote a fucking letter and I came to see you twice, you one eyed geriactic fart, wheres me fucking bike.

/kevin wilson blog.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# silly goose.
they don't burn if they're not dried out.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)