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[challenge entry] how it would be funnier

if i had also written "now you wish you were bloody christian" on it?

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(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# anyone know who the
fuck HollyC is?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# That may well be me.
Where is it from?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# oh the almost mindpiss
except it's your name... so... does it count?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Ooh, maybe, who knows?
I doubt it. I dont really tend to put much mind-work into my name.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# last fm
I wondered who it was and I assumed B3ta
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# does anyone use that?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# I use it is to find new music etc
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# if you want new music
go to www.pandora.com tis great for finding similar stuff to what you already like
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# there are people who don't?
mrhorrible's Profile Page
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# TIPPER
YES
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# I wonder where that came from :)
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Some crazy man on a bus?
It's likely...
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# danger mouse was a great show
because it wasnt an american cartoon
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# They might be giants rule.
OOOF OOF OOF
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# where do you think I got my name?
They do indeed.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Bloody hell,
never thought of that, gonna change mine to 'particle man' in honour.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# and it sticks like a broken record
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I thought it was scwobbler
I have you both on there, I think. YOur mother has a penis too.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# haha
sorry
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# You would be right, thats me.
Was I rubbishing your taste in music perchance?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# yes
totally

and yours was no better
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# PAH!
This could go on for hours. Would you settle for a cup of tea and a biscuit?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# I have no milk
and jaffa cakes are technically not biscuits :)
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# SugarSpunSister perhaps?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# holly chambers
yes, nice lass, cracking pair of tits, i had them on my list for when desert island disc called me up.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I have Ray Mears down as my luxury item so I can sit reading and listening to music while he builds a house and makes dinner.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# clever, i like the way toy think
remind me tomorrow, when i'm not on the other side of a bottle of red, if you got my calendar, i can't remember. i'm off to bed in a bit as i've got to get up for the little 'un at about 5.30.

i love th fact that throught out my adult life i've been able to survive on about 5 hours sleep provided i don't pass out from too much beer.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Yep
It's currently pinned upside down on the noticeboard. But I'll try to remember to remind you tomorrow or something.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# i might remember in the morning
but then i might forget when i'm rocking out on my drive to work.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Was she the one who looked a bit like a lesbian (but you would though, wouldn't you?) from the Spice Girls?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# one death cult is as good as another.
all the creduloids are the same to me.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# yes
that would have made me split my sides.

you are a comic genius and a await you UK tour.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# oh i am currently touring
trough Ipswich
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# keep moving
i expect you to move ot felixstow soon and then norwich.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# BIGGER!!
92 thingies and bah what am i complainin for i have broadbeans

G'nite b3ta Peeps n co

Compo Entry
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Possibly but they haven't done anything decent since 'Harvest For the World'.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)