That sounds like the Urban Sombrero

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 3:11, archived)

It's actually Wordsworth.
 
In his later, "shit" period.

homepages.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/bad/Wordsworth.thorn.html
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 3:12, archived)