You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Sick Christmas Cards » Message 6636076

[challenge entry] Is this the one that earns me Hullage?

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 4:55, archived)
# Ummm.. yep.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:00, archived)
# I'm seeing a distinct paedophilia theme with a lot of these entries.
 
Here's an old picture of mine, with the roles reversed:


 
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:05, archived)
# this year, pedeophilia is the new animal abuse.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:06, archived)
# heh. precocious little fucker.
is there anyone who views the relationship between santa and children and doesn't (at least for a few seconds) think of paedophilia? you'd have to be a pollyanna of the highest order not to consider it.

weird old man who can perform magic and just loves children gives them gifts after they sit on his lap. yeah, that's as wholesome as a ball-gag.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:09, archived)
# Well, I've certainly heard plenty of stories about real-life dodgy Santas
 
bearing in mind that these are typically older men who volunteer to fondle young children all evening..
 
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:15, archived)
# well...
...to take a simple view of it (as i do), fictional characters have all the flaws and potential of the standard dreary humans we see before us every day. therefore the 'real' santa is as likely to want to play grab-ass with kids as is any department-store santa.

from what i recall as a kid, all the mall santas were otherwise inoffensive drunks who knew they could earn some coin during the holidays by wearing earplugs and frightening brats. still, i'll bet i sat on more than one diddler as a child.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:19, archived)
# I bet Gary Glitter spent some time masquerading as Santa...
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:20, archived)
# Certainly is.
Here's more PedoSanta:

(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:19, archived)
# twat
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 7:40, archived)
# Since the invention of the father christmas...
...it's been in the satarists seasonal playbook.

Woo btw
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:20, archived)
# i just want to know what's up with that fucking feather in the original post.
it's distracting me from the porn.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:24, archived)
# It's incredible that the feather has not yet been CDCd
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:25, archived)
# we here at b3ta are paragons of restraint.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
# It shows.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:28, archived)
# this may have been done.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:07, archived)
# girls and boys, bub.
good stuff.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:10, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 5:19, archived)