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# I'm working on it!
I've got about 30 babies running round now. That's one full egg sac out and hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Sweet
your own army of little beasies.

Tell, nay, command them to go forth and do your bidding...whatever that may be
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# unfortunately
they're all independent operators
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Damn their free will
For a small fee I can train them into a crack squad of para-spiders that will drop into peoples hair at your command, making said target run round squeeling "Its in my hair, its in my hair, gettit out, gettit out!!!"


Or let me put it another way. Can you spare any change? (Simpsons quote).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)