Yeah that too.
But the number of times I've been told "No, I'm cooking for the kids"...
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)

I have often thought
of keeping a tape recording of crying children beside the phone, and playing it when people ring. That'll scare them off.
( Wifey, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)