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# it's like a thousand sporks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ..Cried out and were suddenly silenced
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# The jedi's are gonna feel that one in the morning

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# bollocks are they
if they couldn't sense Darth Vader walking in to their house and slaughtering the children....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Thats a damn good point...
Although Alderaan had a few more lives on it than the younglings have...

also, orginal obiwan said it, and he isnt ewan mrfuckingregor
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# On a similar note
Yoda walks in, sees Dooku with a red lightsaber and two carved up Jedi on the floor and then - then - after he hurls lightning at him says:

"The Dark Side I sense in you".

No shit, sherlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# yeah... i think it was the beard that gave it away
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Ah... he's a percetive little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# either that or he was still pissy with being left out of return of the king
*reality blur*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Now, I'd pay to see THAT.
Forget Alien vs Predator, let's have Jedi vs Sauron!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I Have The Hight Ground Anikin!
And I Have Isengard FOO!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# GEEK ALERT GEEK ALERTGEEK ALERT GEEK ALERT
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(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Why thank you, thank you very much!
geek is good
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# it's not real...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah, but neither is Santa
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# YOU LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I never lie, i shot him myself!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I know somebody that would answer you with 'prove it'
and the shit thing is you can't.

Even if you explain it away by being a story from Mr Lucas, he says 'how do you know he's not just a vessel for this information'?

bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Damn, i hate it when people say that...
well i suppose we could go into the history of santa, bore them to death, then bitch slap them
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# just reply
"grow up"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I can't.
my main birthday present this year was a Thor figurine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# not to be toooooo geeky but...
for star wars to be true, much of physics would have to be re-written.

although not exactly proof, it's as near as dammit.

edit : p.s. anyone that claims this kind of thing is true (with a straight face) is clearly mentally disadvantaged, to say the least :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# light emiiting crystals that make hard hot light!
i can hear einstien spinning in his grave!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Indeed the cononicity of Star Wars,
Invisible Pink Unicorns, Boccob, Nerull, Shiva, Celestial Teapots, Flying Spagetti Monsters, and Yahwe are equally valid.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# what's that got to do with
a made up story being incredibly inconsistent?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# when all you need is a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *is eating with a spork at this very moment*
Y'alright, you big pile of poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# you have incurred my wrath!
i want the spork, a metal one
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# this is a really shit one
the prongs are too short to grab the pasta properly, so if I'm not watching what I'm doing I'm just getting a mouthful of spork and no pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# You say that like it is a bad thing!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# It is
I can't eat the spork.

OMG FRUITSALAD TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# FRUITSALADJELLYTIME!!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# (peanutbutterjellytime)
I honestly don't get what that is all about, I just love Family guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ey up sexy!
sporks are evil

use a foon instead
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I have no foon
The pasta came with a spork.

But YUM YUM because after this tasteless extravaganza I have fruit salad!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)