hahahahahahahayeah, im sure well all have £5000 for a hamper from fortnum and mason!
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 15:37,
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I say!I'll get my valet to order one of those immediately.
*rings tiny silver bell*
(*rings tiny silver bell*
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 15:40,
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...yesh Squire......'Ampers is it... Shertainly Squire...
*Doffs Cap*
*Backs away*
*Is careful not to make Eye contact for fear of swift Retribution*
(*Doffs Cap*
*Backs away*
*Is careful not to make Eye contact for fear of swift Retribution*
Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 15:44,
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I got a hamper from Fortnum and Masonslast year, the year before and will probably expect oner this year . ( Ex business partner of my father's buys one most years for all our family ) and I must say that whilst I'm not averse to a spot of gourmet food and don't care how many geese you have to abuse to make my pate, there is some seriously fucked up shite in those hampers. Luckily most of it is preserves and shit that we can keep to send to harvest festival.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 15:33,
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I find that people who buy Fortnum's hampershave delusions of monarchy
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 15:50,
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