I got a hamper from Fortnum and Masonslast year, the year before and will probably expect oner this year . ( Ex business partner of my father's buys one most years for all our family ) and I must say that whilst I'm not averse to a spot of gourmet food and don't care how many geese you have to abuse to make my pate, there is some seriously fucked up shite in those hampers. Luckily most of it is preserves and shit that we can keep to send to harvest festival.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 15:33,
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I find that people who buy Fortnum's hampershave delusions of monarchy
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 15:50,
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