I'm no good with teh art....
but i heard this joke (*edit* not on b3ta) today:

The santa in ipswich is dyslexic,

He keeps leaving prosies under trees...


sorry for relevence *edit* and ignorance
( Coventry, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)

HA HA HA
TELL IT AGAIN HUMAN

or don't, whichever.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)

So are you - Ipswich
Also, that could probably have just gone in an existing thread instead of pushing work off the bottom of the board.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)

You heard that on b3ta did you?

( davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)

Take it to /talk, ta.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)

Silly Coventry!
/board is not /talk!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)

but to me
/bored = /talk.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)

that's this week's popbitch joke

( waxyone whack my bonobo, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)

Wow, wot alot of replies
Why ar*e*n't you all down the pub?

/runs to public house of choice to drink cola (damn meds!!!)
( Coventry, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)

What, aren't, a lot.
Spellings :)


Keep going, you're nearly there!
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)

oh dear

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)

SING LOFTY! - very good, I heard this one today...
Q. What's the difference between a Mr. Kipling cake box and an Ipswich River?

A. Mr. Kipling cake boxes usually contain six tarts
( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)

not sure if this has been done

(wayneofthedead Dale Winton was my dad, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)

what about ipswich not playing on saturday?
apparently some dyslexic psychopath has killed all their substitutes
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)

I was just on /talk
and I thought it was /links

And now /board looks like /talk

WHAT IS GOING ON??????twotwotwo
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)

My knob; the space time continuum; vodka
CRAZYSEXYPARTYTIME
( lemony, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)

*dances*

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)

Hello, new person.
Please read the FAQ.

Then, kindly

GET TO FUCK, CUNTBUBBLE.

Thanks.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)