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# I'm no good with teh art....
but i heard this joke (*edit* not on b3ta) today:

The santa in ipswich is dyslexic,

He keeps leaving prosies under trees...


sorry for relevence *edit* and ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Coventry, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# HA HA HA
TELL IT AGAIN HUMAN

or don't, whichever.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# So are you - Ipswich
Also, that could probably have just gone in an existing thread instead of pushing work off the bottom of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# You heard that on b3ta did you?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
#
Take it to /talk, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Silly Coventry!
/board is not /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# but to me
/bored = /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# that's this week's popbitch joke

(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Wow, wot alot of replies
Why ar*e*n't you all down the pub?

/runs to public house of choice to drink cola (damn meds!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Coventry, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# What, aren't, a lot.
Spellings :)


Keep going, you're nearly there!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# SING LOFTY! - very good, I heard this one today...
Q. What's the difference between a Mr. Kipling cake box and an Ipswich River?

A. Mr. Kipling cake boxes usually contain six tarts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure if this has been done
(wayneofthedead Dale Winton was my dad, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# what about ipswich not playing on saturday?
apparently some dyslexic psychopath has killed all their substitutes
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# I was just on /talk
and I thought it was /links

And now /board looks like /talk

WHAT IS GOING ON??????twotwotwo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# My knob; the space time continuum; vodka
CRAZYSEXYPARTYTIME
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Hello, new person.
Please read the FAQ.

Then, kindly

GET TO FUCK, CUNTBUBBLE.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)