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[challenge entry] Hohoho
I'm a sick bastard.

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Sorry guys

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(Boon Goon, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)
# F.A.Q.
one letter for each 120k 40k you've just posted....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Ho Ho Pedal
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# wow when you compressed it you got a bit of gayness from saving it as a jpg
looks like some sort of kid in a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Mmmmmm
But he's putting his little perverted foot on the gas! lol!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)
# nazis
and

nazi's

will be arriving soon, please have your papers ready

ok, I may say rude nawty words now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)
# but my papers say i'm not a Jew sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Zilence! Ve vill ask ze qwvestions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *crackle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *third degree burns*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# best of all the cereal noises
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# adds that bit of danger to the breakfast nook action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)
# My breakfast went snap, crackle and pop this morning....
...which was unusual for a kipper
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# I had a bleak
egg, bacon & sausage sandwich at work

it was silent :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Do the meat fillings of your sandwiches normally scream out in pain
when you bite into them?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# only at first
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# meh, damn those silent breakfasts!
noisy breakfasts from now on in!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# damn right
I want each ingredient to make a different sound

that way I can relax to their dulcet tones in my mighty tract
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Demand NOISY BREAKFASTS!
It's your right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# yes damn it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# *pop*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# you got it! :-)
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Hello :)
Hooray, I made the obvious joke! I'd get minus points on QI for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# *flashes up big answer on laser display screen behind you*

*starts doing the obligatory Stephen Fry 'Maaaaaaah' noise*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# *feels like Alan Davies*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# *doesn't like Alan Davies*
/Has met him and done work for him, arrogant cnut

you, on the other hand, are much nicer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Oh
he seems so nice on telly.

/disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)
# I thought that, but I got involved in designing him a conservatory to house his precious Arsenal collection
back in 2000... he really IS quite arrogant, with the
'don't you know who I am' mentality, or at least, he was back then
doing all the stand up and bbc shows.
still, he may have calmed down now, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Zilence!!!
Ve Demand ze Zilence In zilent zilence!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# well, you'll have to be given new papers
as your existing papers are being very naughty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Look *gets out willy*
all present and correct!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# ah!!
it is ze special sub-de-fuge!

it is skin of non porcine sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# it vill ghave to come ov.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)
# If by being sick you mean
FOR DESTROYING THE INTERNET.

You pee pee hole
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Bigger than the moon
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# "SING LOFTY"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# 28 times so far today............
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# that all, fancy another go?
*sets it off*

it's quite relaxing to listen to, very melodic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Seams to be a bit big...
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# come off it
It's not rocket science, and if everyone else can manage it I'm sure you can.
Still images 50k animations 200k
Please resize your picture, hit the edit button and re-upload it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# ...I think he just did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# I thought it was 250k for animations ?
Evening, chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# *slips in a quick 'ning to the mighty pixelmeister*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Evening, guvnor. Long time no speak :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# indeed, it's nice to 'virtually' see you again :-)
I hope that the world is treating you and yours well,
and that you're all set for your first chrimstmas in the new home?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Heh, don't worry - we finally get to meet up in person in March :)
Aye, we're just about ready for Christmas now. Trees up (still to get any lights for it though) and the vast majority of the presents have been purchased. I trust you and Mrs Architect are grand.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)
# indeed, not so bad, been a bit up and down lately with family funerals, illness and all manner of 'carry-on' like catastrophies going on
but all settled, and now ready for christmas, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Here's to a better and prosperous christmas and new year
for the pair of you then..!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# indeed, to one and all,
god bless us, every one

/tiny tim blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)
# it's 250 for anims
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)
# recommended 200
in the same way pictures are recommended 50

The absolute max is 250
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# even the mods accept them up to 250, and I've never seen a mod complain under 250k
people will generally accept 250k here for most things.
I KNOW that 200k is said in the FAQ, but it just seems to have settled in to being 250k

theres no point quoting chapter and verse of the faq at people who haven't read it,
kinda defeats the object
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# lordy lordy lordy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Yay, an excuse to use this:
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Bloody 'ell!
You did that quick!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# 20 minutes or there abouts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# needs more
"unrealistically overlarge and blatantly uncarryable weapon"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# 20 minutes to mesh him, rig him, material him and animate him.
That's fucking Godly.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# I think he's got a secret army of trained 3d zombies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# B3ta Towers
features a convenient time-deceleration field
i think
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# well it's a very simple mesh
textures are flat colours and the anim is an old one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Ah, you used an old rig.
That explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)
# no, old animation file
new rig
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)
# What software do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# needs more manhood

Compo Entry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)
# *jumps on inevitable bandwagon*
and...

BIGGER!!!

(General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# If you'd spent any time watching this site before posting this
you should have known that people would only respond with comments about the size rather than the actual picture itself. In the name of God optimise it.. there really is no excuse for it to be more than a third of the meg. There are plenty of online tools to optimise your pictures if you don't have any such tools on your PC.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# MS Paint
King of Jpg optimisers.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Heh, king of artifacting at any rate :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)