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# ...when you cut her
she bleeds gravy
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# ...they use her as a decoy for a whaling fleet
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# her class photo
was an aerial shot
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# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ... small objects orbit her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ...other slightly less fat women orbit her
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ..when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# ....she has a tattoo that reads
"Danger To Shipping"
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ...when she caught a flesh-eating virus
it died of overeating
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# She doesn't have stretch marks, she has an Equator
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# ...when she asks how her shoes look
she has to take your word for it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
# ...she thinks desert is a food group
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# She wears a three piece thong
made of polyester-cryllic, rip stop nylon.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Her cereal bowl
comes with a lifeguard
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# She uses sleeping bags
for legwarmers
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# ..when she hauls ass
it takes two trips
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ...Her autobiography is a shopping list
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ...she's on BOTH sides of your family
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ....when she goes to the beach
only she gets a tan
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
# when she bought a waterbed
they just put a sheet over the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
# ...her uterus has prolapsed so far
she uses her socks as pantyliners
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# *awards the dave the hats 'innapropriate comment' certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Nooonoonoo that's Mr. J Peasmold Gruntfuttock
and thankya :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# oops :)
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