...other slightly less fat women orbit her
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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..when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35,
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....she has a tattoo that reads
"Danger To Shipping"
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37,
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...when she caught a flesh-eating virus
it died of overeating
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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She doesn't have stretch marks, she has an Equator
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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...when she asks how her shoes look
she has to take your word for it
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41,
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...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:42,
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...she thinks desert is a food group
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:44,
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She wears a three piece thong
made of polyester-cryllic, rip stop nylon.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47,
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Her cereal bowl
comes with a lifeguard
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Drunken Vet,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:57,
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She uses sleeping bags
for legwarmers
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:59,
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..when she hauls ass
it takes two trips
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41,
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