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# ....she has a tattoo that reads
'Danger To Shipping'
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ...when she caught a flesh-eating virus
it died of overeating
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# She doesn't have stretch marks, she has an Equator
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# ...when she asks how her shoes look
she has to take your word for it
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
# ...she thinks desert is a food group
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# She wears a three piece thong
made of polyester-cryllic, rip stop nylon.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Her cereal bowl
comes with a lifeguard
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# She uses sleeping bags
for legwarmers
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ..when she hauls ass
it takes two trips
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)