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[challenge entry] This is no time for fun and games...
... Yes it is. It's Christmas!


From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# To go with the pickles and the Bubble 'n' Squeak!
Hurrah!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Mwah ha ha!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Mr Dog...
for small yappy type dogs.

I hate them, but only because I never see them and always nearly tread on em, and I don't want to tread on dogs.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# I was thinking about a name change.... yes.
Instead of being called Mr Dog, I was thinking about going for Caesar... Yes...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# cesar
/dog food name pedant
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# 'ning micto
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# word, homes
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Ashally it was Caesar, nee Mr Dog
talking about changing his name. Not the dog food :p
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# they spelled it 'cesar'
actually

edit: aha, well, that's what you claim now, but it smacks of a desperate attempt to cover a mistake to me
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# I know.
But Caesar didn't spell his name 'Cesar'.

*edit* Mistake? Me, a mistake?

Oh alright.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# morning
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# You are Eddie Izzard
.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *gives five pounds*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# I thought i would let you off with the five pounds
seeing as its christmas and all
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Simple rule of thumb:
Dogs that can be stepped on should be stepped on.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# That's a rule I'd like to adopt, if I may...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# You have my blessing.
Feel free to mention me if the cops start any trouble.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Arf.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# want it private or public?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# steady now
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Public's fine =)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# there then:
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# crikey
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Nice one!
Thank you Mr bobs =)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I shall package it up for you and scam the company postage ;)
send address via Pigeon
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Christ, the one in the middle is UGLY.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# calm down dear
it's a criticism of my painting skills
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# *relaxes*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Car sticker tiem?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# AMBULANCE WORKERS!
PLEASE DON'T RESCUE MY BABY IF WE HAVE A CRASH.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Haha.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# needs more comic sans
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# pfft.
Bummers.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Ah, herrroooo
Aric Baldwin
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# *hits with Big Hitting Stickº*
ºMictoboy Enterprises™ brand
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
it's a lean mean killing machine!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# IT'S JUST A PENIS ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE SO IMMATURE.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# well!
i've never been so insulted in all my life!
*retires to the library witha glass of port*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Library? Porn closet, more like.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# a collection of literature is still a library
regardless of the subject matter it covers
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I was under the impression that they were stored on shelves, rather than just kept in a pile next to the toilet.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I AM THE GENIUS OF LOVE
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Sweet n Sour Labrador
/Jasper Carrot

Public Service Announcement repost

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# pffft
however, I got flamed for gore a wee while ago so....

*flames*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Haha.
Thats got to be the most half-hearted flaming ever.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# made me feel all cosy :)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I'm trying to be nice
I used to be right nasty
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Al Gore?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# no
It was a picture of a seal on its own looking at some bloody snow. with a caption below reading "Is this the Seal Club?" I got royally flamed and someone requested that I die. I still have blisters from it
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)