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[challenge entry] This is no time for fun and games...
... Yes it is. It's Christmas!


From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# To go with the pickles and the Bubble 'n' Squeak!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Mwah ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Mr Dog...
for small yappy type dogs.

I hate them, but only because I never see them and always nearly tread on em, and I don't want to tread on dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# I was thinking about a name change.... yes.
Instead of being called Mr Dog, I was thinking about going for Caesar... Yes...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# cesar
/dog food name pedant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# 'ning micto
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# word, homes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Ashally it was Caesar, nee Mr Dog
talking about changing his name. Not the dog food :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# they spelled it 'cesar'
actually

edit: aha, well, that's what you claim now, but it smacks of a desperate attempt to cover a mistake to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# I know.
But Caesar didn't spell his name 'Cesar'.

*edit* Mistake? Me, a mistake?

Oh alright.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# morning
(site_history_log, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# You are Eddie Izzard
.
(chemicals1234, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *gives five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# I thought i would let you off with the five pounds
seeing as its christmas and all
(chemicals1234, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Simple rule of thumb:
Dogs that can be stepped on should be stepped on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# That's a rule I'd like to adopt, if I may...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# You have my blessing.
Feel free to mention me if the cops start any trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Arf.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# want it private or public?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# steady now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Public's fine =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# there then:
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/kerry_final_150dpi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Nice one!
Thank you Mr bobs =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I shall package it up for you and scam the company postage ;)
send address via Pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Christ, the one in the middle is UGLY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
#
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# calm down dear
it's a criticism of my painting skills
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# *relaxes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Car sticker tiem?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# AMBULANCE WORKERS!
PLEASE DON'T RESCUE MY BABY IF WE HAVE A CRASH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# needs more comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# pfft.
Bummers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Ah, herrroooo
Aric Baldwin
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# *hits with Big Hitting Stickº*
ºMictoboy Enterprises™ brand
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
it's a lean mean killing machine!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# IT'S JUST A PENIS ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE SO IMMATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# well!
i've never been so insulted in all my life!
*retires to the library witha glass of port*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Library? Porn closet, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# a collection of literature is still a library
regardless of the subject matter it covers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I was under the impression that they were stored on shelves, rather than just kept in a pile next to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I AM THE GENIUS OF LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Sweet n Sour Labrador
/Jasper Carrot

Public Service Announcement repost

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# pffft
however, I got flamed for gore a wee while ago so....

*flames*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Haha.
Thats got to be the most half-hearted flaming ever.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# made me feel all cosy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I'm trying to be nice
I used to be right nasty
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Al Gore?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# no
It was a picture of a seal on its own looking at some bloody snow. with a caption below reading "Is this the Seal Club?" I got royally flamed and someone requested that I die. I still have blisters from it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)